Jewish Grandmothers

A Jewish grandmother was giving directions to her grown grandson who was coming to visit with his wife:  “You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T. There is a big panel at the door.  With your elbow push button 14T. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right.  Get in, and with your elbow hit 14. When you get out I am on the left.  With your elbow, hit my doorbell”. “Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow”? “You’re coming empty handed?”

From Sam Hoffman with Eric Spiegelman, “Old Jews Telling Jokes”

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